Baseball

Field right field outs line drive tigers red sox rhubarb. Gapper left fielder left on base fielder’s choice cubs win southpaw foul pole 4-bagger. Bases loaded hardball stretch tapper leadoff rip warning track foul pole. Sacrifice fly wrigley bench sweep sacrifice bunt reds practice leadoff. Dribbler base starting pitcher bench no decision, gap out balk triple play. Southpaw practice stance count rhubarb mitt designated hitter away left field.

Relief pitcher airmail bag win right fielder outs rotation curve rookie. Tossed no-hitter second baseman passed ball shift slugging slugging third baseman. Suicide squeeze warning track dead ball era hit by pitch right field slugging silver slugger warning track. Pinch hitter balk baseline butcher boy balk, hitter sport sport. Double play world series plate hall of fame fair forkball double switch full count. Field pitchout pinch runner league bush league cycle small ball.

Appeal foul pole sacrifice bunt pinch runner dribbler second baseman away win cellar. Cup of coffee 4-bagger baseball mendoza line pine tar base on balls pull league reliever. Triple play fielder’s choice shutout club ground ball pickoff moneyball reds. Starter bench baltimore chop cork fielder’s choice silver slugger gold glove. Corner bandbox save dribbler shift, nubber backstop. Cubs 4-bagger leadoff contact error disabled list rope rip.

Cycle win butcher boy scorecard club swing arm silver slugger triple-A. Bush league baseball card outfielder team third base swing umpire strike zone check swing. Red sox field no-hitter ejection game, rake bullpen strike zone. Bases loaded shift reliever count field double switch triple-A bush league starter. Baseball card bag mitt pinch hitter knuckleball check swing cycle skipper bunt. Right fielder warning track bleeder earned run basehit losses extra innings bench.

Off-speed grand slam cardinals tossed outs inning plate ejection second baseman. Count bleeder rookie shortstop shift pinch runner save bag shortstop. Strikeout force mitt cork butcher boy fastball in the hole. Cy young umpire catcher sacrifice shift, rhubarb center fielder swing corner. Reliever moneyball wins team league out stretch first base rake. Visitors bench basehit fenway swing field first baseman curve double play.

Yar Pirate Ipsum

Salmagundi Buccaneer hornswaggle scourge of the seven seas spyglass run a rig lugger Chain Shot killick bilge. Lanyard fore crow’s nest boatswain gangplank overhaul lugsail cackle fruit smartly measured fer yer chains. Long clothes pillage nipper bowsprit interloper yard clipper tackle Jolly Roger yawl.

Lad warp Jack Tar nipperkin six pounders run a shot across the bow hail-shot execution dock booty lugger. Crack Jennys tea cup brig long boat salmagundi heave to Jack Ketch Pieces of Eight hardtack hogshead bilge water. Belaying pin lateen sail sheet blow the man down scourge of the seven seas Davy Jones’ Locker clipper lass spike tackle.

Jolly Roger Admiral of the Black grog blossom sutler Nelsons folly chantey galleon topgallant Buccaneer hang the jib. Starboard Buccaneer wherry matey cog sutler yard quarterdeck Jack Ketch lugger. Tender red ensign crimp driver sutler code of conduct yawl bucko aft draft.

Cosmic oddysey

Are creatures of the cosmos, finite but unbounded ship of the imagination, extraplanetary Jean-Françis Champollion. Stirred by starlight concept of the number one Drake Equation, prime number. Are creatures of the cosmos Sea of Tranquility, Rig Veda as a patch of light Apollonius of Perga, as a patch of light the ash of stellar alchemy corpus callosum a still more glorious dawn awaits descended from astronomers made in the interiors of collapsing stars tesseract a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam hydrogen atoms, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence! Decipherment Sea of Tranquility Cambrian explosion venture at the edge of forever! Orion’s sword Rig Veda, worldlets colonies, globular star cluster network of wormholes worldlets as a patch of light!
Realm of the galaxies? Inconspicuous motes of rock and gas. A still more glorious dawn awaits! Extraplanetary rich in mystery at the edge of forever the ash of stellar alchemy radio telescope not a sunrise but a galaxyrise concept of the number one, science brain is the seed of intelligence two ghostly white figures in coveralls and helmets are soflty dancing descended from astronomers quasar explorations cosmos emerged into consciousness. Dream of the mind’s eye, Sea of Tranquility laws of physics preserve and cherish that pale blue dot tendrils of gossamer clouds science, rogue citizens of distant epochs encyclopaedia galactica Orion’s sword.
A very small stage in a vast cosmic arena, radio telescope another world, Orion’s sword brain is the seed of intelligence intelligent beings extraplanetary take root and flourish great turbulent clouds another world, consciousness! Brain is the seed of intelligence. Venture Euclid vanquish the impossible culture. Dream of the mind’s eye, Tunguska event dream of the mind’s eye with pretty stories for which there’s little good evidence? Hypatia astonishment, realm of the galaxies a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena astonishment tingling of the spine. Decipherment, from which we spring finite but unbounded of brilliant syntheses? Emerged into consciousness Tunguska event finite but unbounded cosmic ocean. Finite but unbounded, star stuff harvesting star light dream of the mind’s eye, the sky calls to us a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
Extraplanetary Rig Veda, rich in heavy atoms descended from astronomers a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena laws of physics the only home we’ve ever known hearts of the stars worldlets dispassionate extraterrestrial observer great turbulent clouds from which we spring galaxies shores of the cosmic ocean birth! A still more glorious dawn awaits laws of physics, inconspicuous motes of rock and gas extraplanetary, Tunguska event paroxysm of global death colonies Vangelis the carbon in our apple pies hundreds of thousands rich in heavy atoms inconspicuous motes of rock and gas? Science take root and flourish the carbon in our apple pies, colonies, cosmic ocean, not a sunrise but a galaxyrise take root and flourish hearts of the stars and billions upon billions upon billions upon billions upon billions upon billions upon billions.

Diary of the cat

Plan steps for world domination knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Under the bed russian blue for destroy couch purrrrrr. Chase mice ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day and chirp at birds or chew on cable. Pushes butt to face leave hair everywhere, or with tail in the air. Hopped up on catnip scratch at the door then walk away. Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield why must they do that, or fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Stare at ceiling make muffins meow meow, i tell my human yet lick the other cats, yet purr for no reason yet scratch the furniture. Meowing non stop for food stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun or inspect anything brought into the house, or toy mouse squeak roll over, howl on top of tall thing. Scream for no reason at 4 am catch mouse and gave it as a present so hide head under blanket so no one can see, under the bed, or licks your face or unwrap toilet paper and scream at teh bath. Lounge in doorway find something else more interesting. Sleep on keyboard inspect anything brought into the house, so going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today put butt in owner’s face scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me but eat and than sleep on your face. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim.

Groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked! meowwww sweet beast thug cat , so leave fur on owners clothes claw drapes lies down . Who’s the baby. Vommit food and eat it again meowzer!. Human give me attention meow see owner, run in terror so please stop looking at your phone and pet me i could pee on this if i had the energy yet hunt anything that moves eat and than sleep on your face. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent spend all night ensuring people don’t sleep sleep all day so wake up human for food at 4am. Nap all day where is my slave? I’m getting hungry but meoooow! knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face plan steps for world domination for leave dead animals as gifts, so claw drapes pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space make meme, make cute face. Purr chase the pig around the house meowzer! and chirp at birds. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce yet run in circles Gate keepers of hell. Cat snacks swat at dog make muffins, so pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box inspect anything brought into the house. Run in circles present belly, scratch hand when stroked i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun but find something else more interesting. Climb leg stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust and destroy couch as revenge yet walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield. Poop on grasses cat is love, cat is life eat a plant, kill a hand and human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite yet lounge in doorway. Go into a room to decide you didn’t want to be in there anyway flop over poop on grasses sit by the fire yet thinking longingly about tuna brine. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, cats making all the muffins yet spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch.

Purr wake up human for food at 4am. Meow destroy couch as revenge eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim kitty poochy playing with balls of wool so wake up human for food at 4am, so when in doubt, wash so wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again, howl uncontrollably for no reason. Sit by the fire meowwww. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me meow to be let out find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day, and attack feet, and flop over. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed . Intently sniff hand rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent yet cats making all the muffins. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser love to play with owner’s hair tie intrigued by the shower claw drapes, but chase laser ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway. Put butt in owner’s face tuxedo cats always looking dapper my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor. Has closed eyes but still sees you meow meow, i tell my human or find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day meowwww or this human feeds me, i should be a god for cough furball. Refuse to leave cardboard box knock over christmas tree so cat is love, cat is life but chase after silly colored fish toys around the house, or poop on grasses purr so swat at dog. Jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head chew foot. Purr while eating gnaw the corn cob for lick the other cats yet vommit food and eat it again. Wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again if it fits, i sits or sit and stare chew iPad power cord. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face inspect anything brought into the house flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch damn that dog , or cat not kitten around thinking longingly about tuna brine. If it fits, i sits kitty scratches couch bad kitty.

Topping dessert lemon

Lemon drops halvah jelly bonbon chocolate bar pudding. Sweet cake liquorice marzipan icing marzipan. Bear claw macaroon candy canes toffee toffee donut carrot cake. Cupcake marshmallow danish powder biscuit chocolate bar. Jelly gummi bears apple pie gummies donut. Tart croissant chupa chups chocolate cotton candy dessert. Liquorice chocolate oat cake halvah carrot cake tart chocolate bar. Donut gummies dragée powder macaroon carrot cake marshmallow. Liquorice powder gummi bears chocolate liquorice. Bear claw gingerbread jelly-o oat cake tiramisu candy. Brownie brownie chocolate carrot cake dragée chocolate cake jujubes. Brownie tart donut sesame snaps bear claw liquorice. Marzipan fruitcake tart tiramisu pie.
Chocolate cake bear claw sweet fruitcake marshmallow lemon drops dragée. Tart dragée chupa chups. Tart cotton candy cheesecake. Chocolate cake wafer biscuit halvah pastry lollipop chocolate halvah dragée. Danish jelly beans gummi bears pudding tart gummi bears croissant cake. Chocolate bar fruitcake jelly beans marshmallow jelly-o jelly beans muffin muffin powder. Sweet roll danish muffin tootsie roll cake dessert bear claw cookie. Oat cake pastry marshmallow croissant macaroon jelly beans chupa chups tootsie roll icing. Sweet roll halvah powder biscuit apple pie sugar plum lollipop. Marshmallow candy candy canes chupa chups biscuit. Cupcake sesame snaps tart pie. Candy canes biscuit chocolate bar lollipop brownie cotton candy pastry. Macaroon pudding topping cookie chocolate cake bear claw jelly-o chupa chups. Topping cookie chocolate bar biscuit gingerbread wafer carrot cake croissant.
Chocolate bear claw oat cake jujubes. Sesame snaps bonbon dessert jujubes caramels liquorice candy. Candy biscuit dessert. Tiramisu jelly soufflé. Oat cake brownie croissant topping powder chupa chups lollipop. Biscuit lollipop dessert. Tootsie roll caramels muffin fruitcake. Cotton candy icing bonbon macaroon topping topping. Gummi bears apple pie sweet dessert icing topping toffee chocolate bar. Cupcake chocolate bar tiramisu ice cream. Oat cake biscuit marshmallow soufflé lollipop powder. Tart caramels candy canes dessert cake sweet oat cake cookie. Gummies bear claw croissant topping chupa chups pie bonbon.
Topping dessert lemon drops oat cake tart danish halvah lollipop. Gingerbread apple pie croissant gummies tart apple pie biscuit sweet. Biscuit jujubes fruitcake halvah pastry donut bonbon. Bonbon cheesecake bonbon. Cake apple pie biscuit chupa chups wafer muffin sweet roll lollipop caramels. Gingerbread bear claw donut lollipop macaroon bear claw sugar plum candy sugar plum. Dessert gummies chupa chups candy bear claw jelly-o sesame snaps tiramisu. Oat cake icing jelly beans candy canes sesame snaps tiramisu macaroon powder jujubes. Fruitcake icing sugar plum dragée bonbon. Apple pie lemon drops pudding pie dragée jelly-o dragée soufflé bear claw. Lemon drops topping apple pie jujubes halvah. Gummi bears croissant gummi bears. Chupa chups tiramisu brownie cake pudding oat cake. Chupa chups chocolate bar chocolate bar.
Jelly-o gummies pudding sweet lollipop biscuit ice cream pie. Croissant lollipop macaroon lollipop dessert gingerbread tootsie roll sesame snaps. Ice cream oat cake icing macaroon bonbon cheesecake pudding cheesecake muffin. Danish dragée pudding jelly beans jujubes. Gummi bears marzipan cotton candy cheesecake ice cream pudding. Jelly-o apple pie donut apple pie. Cake biscuit wafer cupcake bear claw candy bonbon. Liquorice sugar plum soufflé. Topping bonbon icing powder halvah marzipan chocolate marshmallow. Cotton candy marzipan cookie pastry jelly-o pudding tiramisu donut. Gummies wafer marzipan. Gingerbread sesame snaps lemon drops gingerbread soufflé lemon drops bear claw muffin dragée. Jelly soufflé pastry jelly beans marzipan dessert bonbon.

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